Ram-raiders attempt smash-and-grab at offices of Singletrack magazine

Thieves have this evening attempted to break into the Todmorden offices of Singletrack magazine. The ram-raiders got a bit of shock, though: Chipps was still at work.

"Well, that’s inconvenient," tweeted the hard-working Mr. Chipps. "Someone decided to ram-raid the office. They probably didn’t expect me to still be at work. Nothing taken. Twats."